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What am I doing wrong?
我做錯了什麼?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush.  I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.  I'm not from New York.  I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
ok, 我累了.  我是個美麗的(非常美麗!)25歲女生.  我能言善道且又有氣質.  我不來自於紐約.  我在找年收入最少有50萬美金的男生結婚.  我知道這聽起來很像什麼, 但別忘了50萬美金在紐約市只算是中等階級, 所以我不覺得我要求的太多.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
在這板上有沒有年收入最少有50萬美金的男生ㄚ?  或是老婆呢?  可不可以給我些撇步ㄚ?  我跟一個賺20~25萬的上班族約會過, 但我好像就卡在這關卡.  25萬不會把我帶往中央公園的西區.  我瑜珈客裡有個同學跟一個在投資銀行上班的結婚, 現在住在Tribeca, 且她也不如我漂亮, 也沒我的才智.  所以她是做對了什麼?  我要怎麼做才能到達她的境界?

Here are my questions specifically:
這些是我特別想問的問題:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
你們有錢單身男子都在哪出沒呢?  請給我明確的回答, 酒吧, 餐廳, 健身房.

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
你們找伴的條件是什麼呢?  請誠實回答, 你不會傷我的感覺的.

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
我需要特別選定某年齡層嗎? (我現年25歲)

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
為什麼有些女人奢侈的住在上城東區但長的很普通?  我看過真的很普通的女人看起來又無聊, 也沒有任何可以貢獻給這婚姻, 可是卻跟很有錢的男人結婚呢?  我也在東區的單身酒吧看過狠漂亮的女生.  所以這是什麼情形???

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
我該找哪一類工作呢?  大家應該都知道的有 - 律師, 投資銀行, 醫師.  這些人到底賺多錢啊?  他們都在哪裡出現呢?  做避險基金的男人都去哪裡啊?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
你們怎麼決定結婚對象或只是個女朋友?  我只要找結婚對象!

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
請別說誣辱人的話, 我只是誠實的將我自己寫出來.  多數漂亮的女人都很表面, 至少我直接講出來.  我不會自不量力的找這種男人如果我無法跟他們匹配, 特別是外表, 水準, 氣質, 以及打點好一個家.

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Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. 
我很有興趣的讀了你的公告, 也想了你困擾.  我對於你的困境寫出了以下的分析.

Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
一, 我不浪費你的時間, 我具備你想要的條件, 也就是我年收入超過50萬美金.  那先說出來了, 這樣我有資格對你的問題提出解答.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
你提供的, 從我這種男的看來, 很簡單的只是一個爛生意.  接下來是原因.  有的沒的就不用說了, 你提議的只是一個普通的交易: 你有你的長相, 我帶我的錢.  嗯, 簡易吧.  但以下是現實, 你的長相會變差但我的錢大至上來說只會變多, 其實我一定會越賺越多錢, 但你鐵定不會越變越漂亮.

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
所以啊, 在經濟方面來說, 你是個會貶值的資產, 我則是個會增值的資產.  你不但會貶值, 且還越貶越快.  讓我解釋, 你現在25歲, 未來的5年你應該會持續的漂亮, 但每況愈下, 然後就貶的很快.  35歲就像叉子插你一樣!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub... marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. 
以華爾街的語言來說, 我們會稱你為交易品, 而不是買來放著生錢, 現實的說, 婚姻.  生意上來說要"買你"就不太划的來(也就是你在問的問題), 但我寧願租你.  如果你覺得我很殘忍, 我可以這麼說.  如果我沒錢了, 你也跟著不見, 所以當你不再漂亮了, 我也應該走人.  就這麼簡單.  所以交往會比婚姻還划的來.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
另一方面, 我很早前就學過效率市場.  所以我想知道一個如你"能言善道且, 有氣質又漂亮"的女生但卻找不到你的"乾爹".  我很難相信你說你有多美如果50萬美金還沒找到你.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. 
喔, 對了, 你也可以自己找方法賺你自己的錢, 那我們就不需要有這個交談了.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know. 
說了這麼多, 我一定要說你是走對的路.  很標準的"拿到就丟".  我希望我說的能幫助你什麼, 如果你想要進入個什麼租約再告訴我吧.



>>>>> 看到這篇真的覺得回應很對耶!  有時不一定都是別人怎樣所以你才得不到你想要的.  回應的就很單純的指出那女的覺得她的美麗一定可以幫她得到她想要的財富.  今天也可以是個美女說她怎麼都找不到帥哥?  常常看到帥哥旁都配普通女, 所以有錢男也可配普通老女人啊!  以前有人看到我男友(也就是現在的大爺), 都會覺得我怎麼會跟他在一起, 身高不高人也不帥.  但我覺得他人很好, 跟他在一起學到了很多, 兩個人互相成長互相學習才重要吧!  說穿了, 愛上了就是愛上了, 哈!

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